[BOOT] OK feed-clo.projectpersistence.org initialized

[DATA] INFO Loaded snack registry — 21 entries across 8 categories

[DIJON] OK Dijon protocol verified — 6 compliant entries detected

[WARN] WARN Takis + cream cheese pairing flagged as extreme. Proceed with caution.

[NOTE] INFO Hot sauce makes everything better — confirmed empirically

[NOTE] INFO Dates with almond butter: independently validated as fire

[HEAT] WARN 3 snacks classified HEAT CHECK — personnel advised

[LIVE] OK Registry nominal. All systems operational